Completed the CRC Course of Instruction

Now I am officially fit to deploy. We were allowed to sleep until just past O'dark thirty this morning and then it was off to the final briefings. Today's briefings were Unexploded Ordnance (UXO) and the Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical Threat. I mentioned that after yesterday's threat briefings that I was officially threatened by everything and everybody. Well I was wrong. I have achieved a whole new level of paranoia. Were through the looking glass people. By the way just what are you up to???? Their is a whole lot of really nasty stuff floating around out in the world. Some of it is innocent at first glance but it you combine a teaspoon of harmless substance A with drop of Harmless substance now you have substance C which has the power to complete melt the nervous system of 100,000 people. It is scary that we have educated people in the world that just sit around think of ways to use chemistry, and biology to kill more people by the most gruesome method. You know that LSD is a chemical weapon. Yep it's true. Somebody stop the maddness.

Do you remember the old Driver's Ed films from high school. You know the ones: Blood on the Asphalt, Through the Windshield, etc. Well, we had a delightful film on Un-exploded ordnance like that. It was sobering; however, the bottom line is the obvious. Don't mess with UXO. If you find it call EOD. If you can't figure that out on your own then you deserve to blow your testicles off! Don't get me wrong, the brief was important and effective especially in showing you what a lot of the explosive death dealers look like.