You Want Flies With That?

In the space of about 12 hours we have had a significant down turn of the fly situation here. Where as, yesterday we had a manageable level of highly aggressive and irritating flies, today there are hundreds of them. We have pushed through the looking glass straight in the the Amityville Horror. I don't know what the gestation period for flies is but they must of had one hell of a fly party just that long ago. These flies are not like good old fashion American flies. They look the same, but don't let the clever little bugs fool you, the similarity ends right there. These African flies have absolutely no respect for an individual's personal space. They try to crawl up your nose, in your ears, on your eyes. They have absolutely no manners at all. Good old American flies are annoying but at least the stay our of your personal comfort bubble. These flies can't even take the hint. We swat 'em by the dozens but there extended families just don't get it. I wonder if I impale the dead flies on tooth picks and line my desk with them, maybe they will get the message and leave me alone (hey it worked for the Walachians in the middle ages).

TO THE TYRANT (or flies) NEVER YIELD