Ughhh...I Did It Again!
I absolutely positively don't like fish!
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish!
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish off a community plate!
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish snatched bare handed off a community plate and plopped on my tray by an Iraqi Officer!
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish snatched bare handed off a community plate and plopped on my try by an Iraqi Officer, in an austere Iraqi FOB with EXTREMELY dubious sanitation conditions!
Well I reckon' that ain't rightly so...I ate the fish!
I don't feel so good!
***UPDATE***
The offending fish:

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish!
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish off a community plate!
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish snatched bare handed off a community plate and plopped on my tray by an Iraqi Officer!
I absolutely positively won't eat Mutant Iraqi Flat Flounder Like Pond Fish snatched bare handed off a community plate and plopped on my try by an Iraqi Officer, in an austere Iraqi FOB with EXTREMELY dubious sanitation conditions!
Well I reckon' that ain't rightly so...I ate the fish!
I don't feel so good!
***UPDATE***
The offending fish:
TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD

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