Got An Advanced Copy Of The Galley's Thanksgiving Menu

The Camp Lemonier Thanksgiving meal will consist of the following epicurean delites:

Roasted Pig
Baked Ham
Steamship Round
Roast Turkey
Roast Duck
Honey Glazed Cornish Hens
Shrimp cocktail
Grilled Trout
Cornbread Dressing
Bread stuffing
Macaroni and Cheese
Mashed Potatoes
Giblet Gravy
Brown Gravy
Collard Greens with Ham Hocks
Black-eyed Peas
Corn on the Cob
Hot Rolls
Cornbread
Sweet potato Pie
Apple Pie
Pecan Pie
Assorted Candies
Egg Nog
Champagne
White Wine
Red Wine
Assorted Baskin Robbins Ice Cream
Assorted Cakes

The only thing missing from this potential feast are Hoe Cakes, Cush, and some ramrod roasted squirrel on hardtack. Now thats good eatin'

I proclaim that this menu DOES NOT SUCK!

Although it perpetuates the on going question of:

Since we are in a Muslim country serving with many Muslim coalition partners just how does the chow hall get away with the PORK AT EVERY MEAL policy?


Lets stop and think about our friend the pig for a moment. Is it not truly a miracle animal. Think of all the things you can get from the pig: Bacon, porkchops, porkloin, hocks, ham etc. All this wonderful tasty meat from one tasty little beasty. It brings a tear to my eye and a rumbly to my tumbly just thinking about all the varied yummy goodness of the pig. So the next time you are walking down the street and you see a pig. Stop and say thank you for all the porky goodness they provide. God bless the mighty pig!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD