Please Ignore The First Part Of This Post 'Cause It's Personal And This Is A Family Blog

Getting all antsy and twitchy (No my Dearest Bride, it is so all that unusual) going home soon. I really am ready to get on home. I need some serious hot monkey *****CENSORED***** with my Bride and a Loco Burrito from Los Cazadores. In that order. Unless......My Bride could feed me the Loco Burrito during the hot monkey *****CENSORED*****!?! The very though of it makes me need some special time with *****CENSORED***** sock. Oh Baby, I am ready to go home! Most importantly, I really miss my family. I am so very uncentered without them. Lots of crazy stuff happening in the HOA lately. I am debating 'bout telling y'all about the funniest, big brass ballsiest, brain dead STUPIDEST thing that was attempted by an one of the commands enlisted Marines. Not sure if it is appropriate to write about, it's not a security concern just kind of embarrassing to the command (For that matter, all human beings everywhere). Let's just say the moral of the story, (or maybe the punchline) if I am able to tell it, is:

Never, but never try to cheat a East African hooker

This will be an "official" deployment Sea Story (Can they be Sea Stories when we ain't at sea?) that I tell will my Grandkids (When they are old enough. I can see it now "Back in Ought Four, we had to say ought 'cause Bin Laden stole the number zero, during the War Against Terrorism and I was in Africa, this Dumbass Marine went and........") When our Colonel briefed us so we could spread the word as an object lesson for the junior troops I laughed until I almost puked. That is Darwinism in action for you. The Kid who pulled that stunt needs to be banned from breeding lest he contaminate the gene pool. Remind after I have redeployed, then it might be safe to tell the whole story. It's a doozy (seriously though, this Marine is probably gonna end up in front of General Courts Martial, so it really ain't funny).

Now for something completely different. Go over to Citizen Smash's site and read the after action report from OPERATION NEPTUNE SHIELD. I think I can safely speak for my shipmates (can Army Doggies and Zoomies actually be Shipmates? Since we ain't on a ship does it even matter?) and say "Thank you Smash we really do appreciate the Protest Warrior's support!"

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD