With Shipmates Like These Who Need Transnational Terrorists

Forget Al Queda, I've got office terrorists in my shop! I recently modified my computer with a few wav files from The Simpsons. In particular whenever I received an incoming email my computer would loudly state in Grandpa Simpsons voice "Oh Bitch, Bitch, Bitch. I thought this would humorous and amusing considering the type of emails I usually get. Personally, I think it is much better than the Austin Powers "You've Got Mail, Baby" that seems popular with the other yahoos on the staff. When my "Shipmates" (and I use that term of endearment in the loosest possible way. Loose as in stool) realized what I had chosen for my email notification they started emailing me every time an O6 and above came in the shop. Essentially every time our boss came in, my computer would start screaming "Oh, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch" over and over again. It got so bad that I finally had to change the Wav to Homer Simpson saying "Woohoo". I tell you what I work with a bunch of junvenile, supercilious bastards. I really like them! Now how can I screw with them.

P.S. Hey Darlin' I am considering shaving my head bald! What do ya think?

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD