Screwed The Pooch!

Today is a great day! Just about anything that can be screwed up is SCREWED UP! Not only do I still feel crappy (worked a NORP (Naval Officer Rest Period) into my schedule instead of lunch, but it didn't help much), my boss is still scratching other sections litterboxes (making a real mess too!) and, most importantly, I have managed to get my Bride pissed at me. There is only one solution for situations like this. . . PUNT!

Face it fellas, when it comes dealing with an upset Bride, there is only one course of action that can be followed:

SUPLICATION

It doesn't matter if we committed the offense or not. It is time to swallow the pride and admit it was all our fault even if we don't no what the "it" was. In fact, the fact that we don't know what "it" is my actually be "it". Whoa, trying wrapping a rational mind around that.

O.K. Here we go

My Dearest Bride,
I am sorry. I will never do "it" again!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD