Wanted: Legions Of Angry Monkey Knife Fighters Willing To Work On Commission

I don't really feel like writing today, don't feel like doing much of anything. I have not felt very well for the last few days. My Bride tells me that I tend towards the grumpy side when I am feeling poorly. Well, I don't know about that, I think I am pretty non-plussed about most things AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE, BITE ME! In fact, according to the 100 Acre Wood Personality Test, I am a Pooh Bear. Must be true, after all, I am sure they wouldn't let somebody put it on the internet if it weren't all scientifified and all....Right? Also, am a little bitter 'cause I have gotten some negative feedback concerning some of my postings. This is precisely why I don't have online comments on this blog. If I had them, I would read them and eventually somebody would damage my fragile male ego. First I would sulk, then I would brood, and finally I would seek bloody retribution upon the world through the uncontrolled release of knife armed monkeys. Right now, I am in the sulking stage about to move towards brooding. Does anyone know where I can find some cheap monkey knife fighters?

Tomorrow will be a very special day for all good little Sailors, Marines, Soldiers and Airman aboard Camp Lemonier. Tomorrow we will hold "Gas Mask Appreciation Day" where we will have to carry our MOPP gear around with us all day. Nothing was said about wearing it, but you can smell the drills coming a mile off (they smell like frenchman). As annoying as it will be, it is actually good that we do things like this. Very bad things can happen at a moments notice. Just because things are all casual like at the moment doesn't mean some terrorist nut job won't get a job as a laborer and show up for work with a thermos full of nasty in his lunch pail. I hope I can remember where I put my MOPP gear, I think it might be under my rack. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I also need to go clean my pistol tomorrow. Don't wanna be on the "Bad Boy" list.

Way cool! I just got a package from my Bride. A whole box O'love just for me. Let's see what is inside shall we. I got 4 pairs of Thorlo sox. Ahhh! Happy feet! Then I got some chips, M&Ms, Sour Skittles, Altoids Sours, and Pretzels & Cheese. Ooooh! Also got some toiletries. After all, nothing "moves" without the proper equipment:) Nothing is better than getting stuff from home. It is not so much what you get, although my Bride always sends me great stuff, but just the fact that it is something from home. I think that if my Bride sent me a box of dog poo I would be happy to get it. How sick is that!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD