That's Entertainment

One of my troopers just emailed out a avi video file called "Jurassic Fart". Its a little animation featuring one large dinosaur, one small dinosaur, and a pig. Big D farts, Little D tries and tries to fart and is finally propelled airborne by his noxious green cloud. Big D claps very pleased. Pig smiles and farts. Green cloud floats to big D who sniffs it, keels over dead, falls on and crushes little D. Pig giggles. It is pretty amusing. What was extremely amusing is that he sent it to everyone in the office simultaneously. There were just 10 computers flatulating violently in my office. It was kinda like a symphony. Flatulence is always funny.

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD