The Game Is Afoot!

So this morning, I stepped into the shower stall and engaged the "H" handle VERY SLOWLY as I stood back and tested the water with my hand. It was lukewarm. Fully engaged the hot water and showered under the usual cold to lukewarm water that I have come to know and love....Well know anyway. This bring up a serious question. Did yesterdays hot water ambuscade actually occur? This morning, the same shower stall, the same "H" handle but there was absolutely no physical evidence of hot water. Did the hot water exist? The evidence would say no, the alleged hot water of yesterday could not have existed, yet the bright pink "racing stripe" that I am now sporting from my chest to my crotch suggests it did. I can no longer be sure.....Unless I have discovered a multi-dimensional shower stall portal. That has to be it! I must have inadvertently activated it and stepped through the dimensional doorway to parallel dimension where hot water is the result of using the shower handle marked "H". I further deduce that since facilities maintenance is performed by KBR (Kellog, Brown and Root), a subsidiary of Halliburton, that must mean that the multi-dimensional shower stall portal is a Halliburton "Black" project. Vice President Cheney used to be CEO of Halliburton so that must mean that the government is behind this black project for the purpose of ..... Well, I have not nailed down the purpose yet but I do have irrefutable proof of the conspiracy. The handle I used in the multi-dimensional shower stall portal was marked with "H" and that is the first letter of the name "Halliburton". Yeah, I know. We are through the looking glass here. I am not quite sure but I think KBR may be working in conjunction with "The Saucer People" and the "Inverse Vampires". Quick, somebody call the democratic underground!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD