Cool As A Frosted Cucumber

It's hot. It's sweat dripping down your butt crack hot. This country goes from hot to hotter in a blink of an eye. Yesterday, it was only hot in the low 100's almost comfortable. Today, it has got to be at least 10-15 degrees hotter with a warm breeze to help out. The local skinnies say it will be about 130 by May. Glad I will be gone by then. I got a brand new box O'love from my Bride yesterday and I know she really loves me cause she sent me one of those "personal cooling systems" that Sharper Image sells. The darn thing works and it works well. I took a lotta grief about it around the office yesterday. The troops were teasing me that I had one of those explosive prisoner collars from the movie "Running Man". Didn't help that I shaved my head and they have yet to tire of calling me Bull from "Night Court". Apparently, a six foot three inch, 215lb shaved bald guy with a little A/C collar around his neck is funny. Personally, I think they are just intimidated by my manly manliness. Well, ya know what? The A/C ain't working in the building today!

LAUGH ALL YOU WANT I AIN'T THE ONE SWEATING LIKE THE TACO BELL DOG IN A KOREAN MARKET.......HA!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD