Now Hear This....

Chaos is a Cub Scout. To be exact, this year he is a Bear Cub. Every new year of Scouting begins with the mighty Popcorn Fund Raiser. In fact, the popcorn boondoggle is the primary source of funding for the Cubs. Kinda like the cookies for Girl Scouts but with out the effective marketing and hype. This year the Scouts have gone high tech and have provided a method by which YOU may buy Chaos's Cub Scout popcorn through the World Hive Data Sphere. Please log on to www.orderpopcorn.com, follow the instructions and input Chaos' personal key code: TE6T8F and buy a CUBIC BUTT TON of popcorn. He will get credit for the sale (and maybe I won't hafta wander around the neighborhood hawking the corn on my off time....whoops, did I write that out loud) Remember, Chaos needs you to blow your diet, get fat, and spend like there is no tomorrow.

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD