I Don't Think That Was What They Meant By Land Mine

One of the many subjects that they repeated over and over again was mine and UXO (un-exploded ordnance) identification and avoidance. A pretty important subject I would say cuz' I was wandering in the back of the Logistics Compound and I came across of field of newly emplaced land mines. These mines, however, were not of the type I had been trained to deal with. Turns out, the local construction contractors don't like the provided facilities and had been POOPIN' IN MY LOG COMPOUND!

Oh Yeah Baby! It's on now. The Sh*t is gonna hit the fan...Those boys are in deep Sh*t...The Sh*t's gonna roll down hill...Gonna open up sh*t ton of wupa$$...We're gonna sh*t all over 'em...I knew them boys were full O' Shit...That sh*t ain't gonna fly...I don't gotta take this sh*t from not nobody...etc...etc...etc.

Geez some problems are messier than others and this one just reeks. I assigned a pit-bull tenacious sergeant to the problem. I know he will take his best wipe at it and make sure those bubbas got their sh*t squared away! The Log Compound IS NOT A BROWN TROUT HATCHERY!!!!!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD