Weather.com Is Smokin' Crack!

Just checked www.weather.com to see what the real temperature is and they are reporting 72 degrees and fair. WHAT ARE THEY HIGH? 72 degrees Celsius maybe. It ain't no 72 degrees here! It's HOT! It's so hot the monkeys are flying north. It's so hot I saw satan trying to buy an air conditioner. It's so hot the monkeys are pickin' their nits with tongs. It is so hot the goats are giving pasturized milk. It's so hot the chow hall has starting serving Habaneros to cool people off. It's so hot that if there were trees, they'd be whistling for dogs. It's so hot I saw a hyena chasing a goat and they were both walking. It's so hot the METOC bubba's ordered an extension for the thermometer. It's so hot the Baboon's butts are red 'cause they sat down. It's so hot chickens are laying fried eggs. It's so hot Camels are giving evaporated milk. It's hot. It's darn hot. It's Africa hot.

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD