Pissed Off

Every day at work I seem to get angrier...buy popcorn...and angrier. I am not that way by nature. I am...buy popcorn...generally fairly good natured, although...buy popcorn...it has been said that I am a "sarcastic sumbitch" and... buy popcorn...a wee bit of a smart ass, but I think my Bride exaggerates a tad bit. Actually, my proudest moment in my Naval career was...buy popcorn...when I was formally "counseled" by my boss for being too sarcastic. I don't like being angry...buy popcorn...all the time. It just doesn't...buy popcorn...feel right. I am naturally gigglier than a Red Ass Monkey with a steaming pile O' poop to fling at a frenchman after all. I was thinking...buy popcorn...today about what might could be the reason for all this excess...buy popcorn...anger. I have come to the conclusion that the...buy popcorn...root cause is that I hafta baby sit a bunch of...buy popcorn...submarine chops who act dumber than a bag of hammers. It's like trying to herd...buy popcorn...almost twenty cats each trying to out do the others in...buy popcorn...stupid. Shame on...buy popcorn...me for letting them get me down. I will no longer allow them...buy popcorn...to cause my surliness. From now on, if I'm gonna...buy popcorn...be angry, it's cuz I wanna be angry.

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD...BUY THE FRICKIN'POPCORN...pretty please