I DID IT! I DID IT!

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD

Oh, Waaaa!

Well, This is the bride. That darlin' man o mine left out a lot in his little tale of woe. He made me mad... Really mad! Hell hath NO fury like a women's scorned. I gave him warning, he just did not realize my generosity. I was in the bathroom re-educating him and every now and then I would reach in and turn the valve to cold. This of course was while I sent the kiddo's to get me the snow. I was magnanimously preparing him with the cold water. Hey, it was funny, good family bonding time, and FOR ONCE I WAS NOT THE ONE GANGED UP ON! So I say to my darlin' Hubby...WAAAAAAA...He'll think twice before he pisses me off again! The Kiddos enjoyed stickin' it to the old man and since he is leaving for a while (Navy business) he has plenty of time to recover and kiddos can got some of their anger at his leaving out. They always get angry when Dad leaves and it manifest itself in bad behavior. I was just able to turn that anger into something useful and really funny.

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD

Evil Incarnate

The female mind is fiendishly clever in its dark intricacies. There I was minding my own business, enjoying a hot shower on a cold and snowy day when I was heinously attacked without provocation!...Well I might have said some wee little thing about a real mother knowing where the camera would be so she could take pictures of her precious ones frolicking in the massive amount of snow dumped on us yesterday and today...I am sure that innocent observation had absolutely no bearing on the brutal...Did I mention without provocation... Assault perpetrated on my person. There I was...Nekkid and Inverted...Enjoying my shower when that evil blackguard Bride of mine dump a full bucket of snow all over my nekkid fishbelly white physique!!!! You may not be aware of it, but that fluffy white stuff is pretty darn cold! I tell you I've seen plenty of pretty pictures of snow back in central Texas but pictures just do not convey the actual frigidity of that particular atmospheric product. I reckon it's gonna be a solid month before my wee danglies feel secure enough to migrate out from the back of my throat into their divinely appointed nether region. That ain't the worst of it! My first born... My loin fruit...My issue...My posterity...My beloved Chaos is a dirty COLLABORATOR! I cannot believe he abandon the Brotherhood Of The chromosome to assist a female in that low down dirty...Did I mention UNPROVOKED...Assault upon my innocent self. Where did I go wrong raisin' that boy up?

TO THE TYRANT NEVER YIELD